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Saturday, January 22, 2011

Hindi Adult Jokes


A Couple was sittng in tha Garden, Suddnly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing.


Boy: Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi...


Girl: Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.




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Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?
Ans: DHOBI
Kisi k Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai
Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhen
Main Abhi A kar Leta Hon.



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Chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 bachi ko baba je nay goud may bitha lia.

Kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli

Baba ji Ya isko bitha lo ya mujhe.



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1 Dehaati Red Dhoti aur White Banyaan main jaraha tha,

Kuch larkiyon ne dekha to kaha: Oh Oh Read & White

Dehaati ne Dhoti uthai aur bola: King Size Filter





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Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?

Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.


Girl: Acha to papa pari ke saat bhi vo  kartay thay?



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