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Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Hindi Sexy Jokes - Non Veg Jokes In Dirty Hindi Language

तीन गांडू एक दूसरे की गान्ड मार रहे थे,अचानक पुलिस का
छापा पड़ गया , एक को पुलिस पकड़ कर ले गयी,
दूसरा भाग गया और तीसरा यह चुटकुला पढ़ रहा है.

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पत्नी:"डाक्टर. मेरे पति के लूँ पे मधुमुखी ने कटा है"

डाक्टर.:"ओह!, सूझ गया . दर्द भी है क्या?"

पत्नी:" जी हाँ, लेकिन सिर्फ़ दर्द की दावा दो, सूजन रहने दो. !

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टीचर: " क्या चीज़ मूह मैं नहीं लेनी चाहिए ?"

स्टूडेंट: "जलता हुआ बल्ब.

टीचर: "क्यों?"

स्टूडेंट: "कल रात मम्मी पापा से बोल रही थी की बल्ब बुझा दो तो मूह मैं लूँगी."

58 comments:

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Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to 6 times its normal size, and state the conditions.
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Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question
and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home! She sat down, red-faced.
Valemma, can you tell me the answer? asked Santa singh.
The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions said Sunita.
Correct. Now Savita, I have 3 things to say to you. First, you have not studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are going to be disappointed someday

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